December 2011
79 posts
nick go to bed or go to HELL
Dec 29th
grrr
i hate the “____? i think so!” / “_____? yes please.” format of telling people what you’re doing
Dec 29th
wrenlaughslast asked: cant wait to nestle in yr belly
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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"Jackie, baked patata?"
“Umm…(stomach growls)” “Sure you do, chubs.” dad -_-
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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I got my brother 20 cans of Chef Boyardee for Christmas. Why? Because I know that nigga likes to bake. He claimed, “I hate Chef Boyardee. It makes me sick.” I knew to wait, he’d come around….and who is in the kitchen waiting in front of the microwave as I type this? Das right.
Dec 28th
hi julia
Dec 28th
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the sun came up with no conclusions flowers sleeping in their beds the city’s cemetery’s humming i’m wide awake, it’s 3 in the afternoon
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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ListenTom Waits - Hell Broke Luce
Dec 26th
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wrenslastlaugh: firefly marathon on tv. merry christmas
Dec 26th
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birthdaypants asked: my door is always open.
Dec 25th
oh my god my uncle that we invited to thanksgiving and he only talked to me about how i look like his 6 year old daughter just walked in with said cousin and says, “hey jackie, look i brought your little sister ha ha ha.” jesus
Dec 25th
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ListenDashboard Confessional - The Only Gift That I...
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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while wrapping presents, my mom designates the nicknames, “Snobface” and “Spawn” to my cousins.
Dec 24th
grandma: so what kind of beer do you drink?
me: ... is that a trick question?
Dec 23rd
My brother’s friend’s mom just came by to look for her son. Halfway through a speech to my dad, my brother strolls up the driveway, blitted as fuck. For the last twenty minutes she has been explaining (screaming emotionally) to him about how heroin addicts, crackheads and prostitutes all started with “just a little weed,” and that he is a demon she could take to church if...
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ListenBuilt To Spill - Goin’ Against Your Mind
Dec 23rd
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jschrst asked: *kiss*
Dec 22nd
jschrst asked: lameass
Dec 22nd
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im feelin tough who wants to fight
Dec 22nd
wine hiccups
Dec 22nd
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ListenThe Velvet Underground - Here She Comes Now
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
Listenstillsamestory: Tchaikovsky - The Nutcracker -...
Dec 21st
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