December 2011
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nick go to bed or go to HELL
grrr
i hate the “____? i think so!” / “_____? yes please.” format of telling people what you’re doing
wrenlaughslast asked: cant wait to nestle in yr belly
"Jackie, baked patata?"
“Umm…(stomach growls)”
“Sure you do, chubs.”
dad -_-
I got my brother 20 cans of Chef Boyardee for Christmas. Why? Because I know that nigga likes to bake. He claimed, “I hate Chef Boyardee. It makes me sick.” I knew to wait, he’d come around….and who is in the kitchen waiting in front of the microwave as I type this?
Das right.
hi julia
the sun came up with no conclusions flowers sleeping in their beds the city’s cemetery’s humming i’m wide awake, it’s 3 in the afternoon
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wrenslastlaugh:
firefly marathon on tv. merry christmas
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birthdaypants asked: my door is always open.
oh my god
my uncle that we invited to thanksgiving and he only talked to me about how i look like his 6 year old daughter just walked in with said cousin and says, “hey jackie, look i brought your little sister ha ha ha.”
jesus
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while wrapping presents, my mom designates the nicknames, “Snobface” and “Spawn” to my cousins.
grandma: so what kind of beer do you drink?
me: ... is that a trick question?
My brother’s friend’s mom just came by to look for her son. Halfway through a speech to my dad, my brother strolls up the driveway, blitted as fuck. For the last twenty minutes she has been explaining (screaming emotionally) to him about how heroin addicts, crackheads and prostitutes all started with “just a little weed,” and that he is a demon she could take to church if...
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jschrst asked: *kiss*
jschrst asked: lameass
im feelin tough who wants to fight
wine hiccups
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