March 2012
19 posts
also we are both nine
trading sex gifs back and forth with my boyfriend on facebook
what a 21st century relationship
nativen:
Wake, by the Antlers
youngstero:
hipsterizzy:
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
Actually, I would know. I’d be able to feel them. They might be small lizards, but they do have a weight that is greater than nothing. Also, a chameleon’s camouflage only works so well. It’s not like they have an Invisibility Cloak. It’d be pretty easy to know if there were...
February 2012
68 posts
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im stillrational and can drive a car
*weigh self*
*displeased*
*put cup and cell phone on floor*
*reweigh*
*same weight*
HISS
pissed because someone used my towel to clean up stinky yucky water so i’m eating the fudge i brought home for them
SUCKS TO SUCK!!!!1
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here’s a song i wrote
fuck you fuck jobs fuck wine fuck school fuck friends fuck cats fuck coworkers fuck dirt fuck spilled granola
[guitar solo]
[awful drum solo]
fuck that drum solo fuck this solo cup fuck ryan fuck doing your hair fuck bendy straws THEY ALWAYS BREAK [pause for crowd to repeat THEY ALWAYS BREAK]
fuck english majors fuck people who hate dogs fuck broken battery...
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my paper is due tomorrow at 11:59pm and i haven’t even started panicking yet. something is wrong
i am immediately making fun of myself for taking a picture of myself, but simultaneously applauding the state of my hair after all my physical feats today
which were none
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yesterday i threw up at work
enjoy your candy
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fuck that
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some girl
is moaning
so loudly
i hope this dude
(or lady)
finishes with her soon